A dozen EGGS.
A man enters a grocery store and says:
“Give me a loaf of bread, and if you have eggs, a dozen, please.”
And the man left the store with a dozen loafs of bread.
Robin Hood
This was a good, but really poor man who was walking through the forest. Suddenly, a masked man jumped in his way and said:
“Stop right there, I’m Robin Hood, and I take from the rich and give to the poor.”
The poor man anwers:
“Really? Because I’m really, reeeeally poor.”
“Are you serious?,” Robin says, “Then take this.” And he starts giving the poor man dozens of gold and jewelry bags.
The poor man then starts jumping and yelling, “I’m rich! I’m rich!”
And the masked man jumps again and says:
“Stop right there, I’m Robin Hood!”
- God: Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.
- Angel: What are you going to do now?
- God: I think I'll call it a day.
