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Not really. It's my twitter. It's funny though.
That'll do...maybe?
My mom says my poop smells bad. I don't know how she smelled that...really.

Ask something. Not that! I'm 15 years old, you pedo.
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Friend's old bed.

Rob:
You can have your old bed back. I don't want it anymore.
Dave:
Why? What's wrong with it?
Rob:
The bed's fine, but I didn't really need that list of every gross thing you ever did on it.
Dave:
That's just a free bonus!
Rob:
You wrote it on the bed itself, apparently using your own bodily fluids! (walks away)
Dave:
But...I color coded it and everything!
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