You guys rock. So far, these have been the ideas for jokes. I messed up blanddiva11’s chimney and Santa idea (just totally flubbed it), but I did manage a decent one from favstar’s burka idea! I’m mulling over therealcherilyn’s tire iron and a beaver one because I could make that really, really twisted. Stereoforbrains will be waiting a lifetime for me to come up with a clever poop joke because mine are always something about touching poo, and that’s not very clever by definition. You play with poo, and you get labeled—for right or wrong, there’s no chance of being called clever after handling some poo.
Pufflepie, I keep trying to take a photo of my cock to post, but my arm doesn’t reach far enough away that I can get the whole thing in the shot. Probably because I have wicked short arms and can just barely reach my ball sack.
favstar answered: Clouds, seaweed, nanomites, burkas
therealcherilyn answered: a tire iron and a beaver. or a jackhammer and an old dead woman. or a cock ring and a ventriloquist dummy. yeah.. i got nothin’.
blanddiva11 answered: chimney and Santa
stereoforbrains answered: I’m actually on a quest to write the most clever poo joke ever. Feel free to take a crack at it.
pufflepie answered: Post some nekkidness for inspiration!witsdom answered: big breasts, men
I meant to say “Big breasted men” there, but I had a typo. Also, I think I was a little horny.
