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Not really. It's my twitter. It's funny though.
That'll do...maybe?
My mom says my poop smells bad. I don't know how she smelled that...really.

Ask something. Not that! I'm 15 years old, you pedo.
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Bubble gum of fiery demons, your pick.

Supermarket Clerk:
All right, ma'am, your total comes to $6.66.
Lady:
*blinks, gasps* EEEAHHH! AHHH!
Supermarket Clerk:
Ma'am? Ma'am, are you all right?
Lady:
Ahhhh! *flails her hands*
Supermarket Clerk:
Ma'am, clam down, please!
(The lady closes her mouth and paces in front of the register. You can still hear squealing in the back of her throat.)
Another Customer:
Just buy gum or something!
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