Laug-HAT-Me

beaubock:

Took this photo while driving up Interstate 69 this afternoon.

I’ll give you one guess which state I’m in right now.
Hint: It starts with “M” and rhymes with “Fish Again”

I know! I know! Nebraska!

UPDATE: Wait. It starts with an m… Mebraska!

UPDATE 2: Don’t know what I was thinking. It’s obviously Mississippi. I’m not good at these games.

tinyclicks:

My twin is a giant sloth skeleton.

Hint: I’m the one on the left.

Is Mike trying to imitate the one on the poster-thing?

plaidlemur:

I ran across this today—I posted it 6 months ago (or so), but I still chuckled when I saw it again.

I’ll ask again.

IS HE HAI? (YOU KNOW, HAI - HIGH. ME IS SOOO FUNNY.)

I don’t think you posted it 6 months ago. My memory is really bad, I can barely remember what I had for dinner, how can I remember THIS and what I responded to it? I think I just discovered the cure for Alzhe—who are you and what do you want with my duck?

1) Your name/tumblr name. 
2) Right-handed, left-handed, or ambidextrous?
3) Favorite letters to write.
4) Least favorite letters to write.
5) Write “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”
6) Write the following words in capital letters:
- CRAB
- HUMOR
- KALEIDOSCOPE
- PAJAMAS
- GAZILLION
7) Write your favorite song lyric.
8) Tag people!
9) Any special note or picture.

tehawesome:

Look! Pants on the ground.

Somebody’s day was awesome

Or really awful.

Somebody was looking like a fool.

GTKYBM

That’s my sister and I posing for the Christmas album photo and stuff. I think she was trying to choke me from my chest. Can someone die from holding your chest too tight?