But mom, he IS black!
Ok, I have this joke/birthday wish directed to @iamnotdiddy, but it’s a little too racist. Should I post it?
Took this photo while driving up Interstate 69 this afternoon.
I’ll give you one guess which state I’m in right now.
Hint: It starts with “M” and rhymes with “Fish Again”
I know! I know! Nebraska!
UPDATE: Wait. It starts with an m… Mebraska!
UPDATE 2: Don’t know what I was thinking. It’s obviously Mississippi. I’m not good at these games.
I ran across this today—I posted it 6 months ago (or so), but I still chuckled when I saw it again.
I’ll ask again.
IS HE HAI? (YOU KNOW, HAI - HIGH. ME IS SOOO FUNNY.)
I don’t think you posted it 6 months ago. My memory is really bad, I can barely remember what I had for dinner, how can I remember THIS and what I responded to it? I think I just discovered the cure for Alzhe—who are you and what do you want with my duck?
1) Your name/tumblr name.
2) Right-handed, left-handed, or ambidextrous?
3) Favorite letters to write.
4) Least favorite letters to write.
5) Write “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”
6) Write the following words in capital letters:
- CRAB
- HUMOR
- KALEIDOSCOPE
- PAJAMAS
- GAZILLION
7) Write your favorite song lyric.
8) Tag people!
9) Any special note or picture.
English question
Should I use “green really isn’t my color” when I’m trying to say that I don’t look good when I’m wearing green clothes or should I just say “I don’t look well in green”… or something like that?
dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks
—Ben Marvin.


