Ok, I have this joke/birthday wish directed to @iamnotdiddy, but it’s a little too racist. Should I post it?
Took this photo while driving up Interstate 69 this afternoon.
I’ll give you one guess which state I’m in right now.
Hint: It starts with “M” and rhymes with “Fish Again”
I know! I know! Nebraska!
UPDATE: Wait. It starts with an m… Mebraska!
UPDATE 2: Don’t know what I was thinking. It’s obviously Mississippi. I’m not good at these games.
My twin is a giant sloth skeleton.
Hint: I’m the one on the left.
Is Mike trying to imitate the one on the poster-thing?
I ran across this today—I posted it 6 months ago (or so), but I still chuckled when I saw it again.
I’ll ask again.
IS HE HAI? (YOU KNOW, HAI - HIGH. ME IS SOOO FUNNY.)
I don’t think you posted it 6 months ago. My memory is really bad, I can barely remember what I had for dinner, how can I remember THIS and what I responded to it? I think I just discovered the cure for Alzhe—who are you and what do you want with my duck?
1) Your name/tumblr name.
2) Right-handed, left-handed, or ambidextrous?
3) Favorite letters to write.
4) Least favorite letters to write.
5) Write “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”
6) Write the following words in capital letters:
- CRAB
- HUMOR
- KALEIDOSCOPE
- PAJAMAS
- GAZILLION
7) Write your favorite song lyric.
8) Tag people!
9) Any special note or picture.
Look! Pants on the ground.
Somebody’s day was awesome
Or really awful.
Somebody was looking like a fool.
GTKYBM
That’s my sister and I posing for the Christmas album photo and stuff. I think she was trying to choke me from my chest. Can someone die from holding your chest too tight?
Should I use “green really isn’t my color” when I’m trying to say that I don’t look good when I’m wearing green clothes or should I just say “I don’t look well in green”… or something like that?
